jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

thunderwear:

im gonna go stand outside so if anyone asks im outstanding

(Source: beedle)

pau1y:

Me and my mom text

peclro:

if you unfollow me, you wont be kissed by your crush on Friday at 1:30. sorry i dont make the rules.

meladoodle:

i’m gonna start a gang but everyone has to wear heelys (and helmets cause we gotta be safe)

(Source: elchino8)

kirbyrightbackatya:

do you ever see someone with the same name as you and your immediate reaction is just

humoristics:

Very big

thernardier:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

(Source: kawhoru)

mond0:

*runs away from responsibilities* yeah i guess you could say im an athlete

yugoswagic:

hot guy at target bagging my bra

skippractice:

maybe she’s barn with it

maybe it’s neighbelline

(Source: nishlo)

yourtubes:

how the Grinch stole your girl

unabating:

dokiis:

yesididbringmydog:

okay sit down all you hoes and bitches have i got a story for you 

i was talking this here picture

when my dad walked into the room and i managed to get the exact moment

 

and in that moment, i made eyecontact with my father and saw all hope for his child leave his eyes. 

Did you steal that?