KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD
THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.
im gonna go stand outside so if anyone asks im outstanding
Me and my mom text
if you unfollow me, you wont be kissed by your crush on Friday at 1:30. sorry i dont make the rules.
i’m gonna start a gang but everyone has to wear heelys (and helmets cause we gotta be safe)
do you ever see someone with the same name as you and your immediate reaction is just
“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
*runs away from responsibilities* yeah i guess you could say im an athlete
hot guy at target bagging my bra
maybe she’s barn with it
maybe it’s neighbelline
how the Grinch stole your girl
okay sit down all you hoes and bitches have i got a story for you
i was talking this here picture
when my dad walked into the room and i managed to get the exact moment
and in that moment, i made eyecontact with my father and saw all hope for his child leave his eyes.
Did you steal that?